500-word post
Friday, October 10, 2008 /3:52 PM
Once upon a time, there were magnolia white clouds in the sky. It was a hot and sunny day. Dad brought us to the beach...
Just kidding! This is a 500-word post I promised XZ. And there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BETWEEN US. Anyway, today's Swenson’s rocks! First, we prepared at Art Room. THE SAME trainer came again. This time, DINING ETIQUETTE (don't know how to spell). Anyways, we were taught to how to use the fork and knife. YES. The fork and knife. What do they think we are? Babies? Then, me and Marc and YX were joking about using the fork and knife. It was VERY sick and funny. Use the fork to poke the P3N15 (In 1337. It’s sick.) and the knife to chop it. LOL. Then the trainer said, “ Don’t hold the utensils and swing them in the air. Or else you suddenly slash your client.” Then Marc was like, “Use the knife, then accidentally castrate your client. Then say, “Oopsie Daisy.” Me and YX laughed like crap but the F***ING chen lao shi go use a piece of paper go whack me and Marc, ask me go shut up. I didn’t care, and just continued laughing. LOL 202 words liao. Maybe I will type a more than 500-word post. LOL. Anyway, after the whole stupid session, we finally went to Swenson’s.
Once we reached there, everybody was scrambling to find a seat. Unlucky Jun Hern had to sit with JOSEPH. Jun Hern, I pity you. Anyway, I sat with Gerald, Wei Keat, YX, Johan and KENG JI!!! I admit, sitting with Keng Ji is EXTREMELY FUN. When we were served our drinks, Keng Ji wanted F & N Groovy Grape. But he thought it was grape juice! So he was screaming, “I don’t want gassy drinks!” After that, he kept stirring the drink. He said it was TOO COLD. 1 word. WIERD. But a while later, we were served our soup. This time, he said it was TOO HOT. We were taught not to add seasoning to the food before tasting the food, but I didn’t care. I at first, Johan tried to stop me. But I heck care and when he busy talking to the trainer, I snatched the pepper. Then I sprinkled LOTS of it into my soup. When the trainer saw, she was like, Aiyoyo. Lollish.
Interestingly, I was the first to finish the soup. The rest kept telling me to pace with them but I didn’t care. Too hungry. When after the soup, something funny happened. At first, I was served the same drink as Keng Ji. But when I finished my drink, they refilled COKE FOR ME! Then all the rest, including me, were laughing like crap. LOLZ lor. Then something else more fun later. Gerald and YX were served their Chicken Cutlet first and they couldn’t eat or they would get scolded. After waiting for minutes, finally the fish and chips came. Gerald was trying so hard to chop his chicken, while YX was eating his French fries. We were served tartar sauce and Keng Ji said it was too sour. LOL?!?!? So I took his, but Johan wanted his. He refilled his own saucer with it. Lol. I took less than 10 minutes to finish my fish and Keng Ji was still at his first fish! And Gerald was still trying his best to cut his chicken cutlet. By that time, YX was halfway through his chicken. Then Keng Ji was complaining about the fish was tasteless. By the way, he just called me to ask if I had a stomachache ‘cause he had one after eating the fish. But I am perfectly normal!
Anyway, we were all crapping Keng Ji ‘cause he is the “walking encyclopedia”. Just state an animal and he’ll crap all day about the animal. That’s what we tried. While Keng Ji was still eating and I finished, a waitress came and wanted to clear the plates. But then suddenly Keng Ji say, “No! No! Don’t kill me!” All of us were looking at him surprisingly and the waitress quickly zao. After that, I squeezed my lemon juice into my Coke. I drank it and it was delicioso. When I finished, the waitress came and refilled my cup. This time, with F & N GROOVY GRAPE! LOL! I drank a cup of F & N Groovy Lemon Coke. Once all of us finished, we were served ice cream. I mashed it, literally and the trainer came and said, “Disgusting.” Lol who cares it was nice. Then, YX dared me to place my hand at the handle of the ice cream cup. I placed it there, and after 15 seconds, I could take my hand away. Then I straight away screamed! So COLDDD!!! Then I dared Keng Ji to do the same thing for 15 seconds. He ate his ice cream and his hand remained at the handle, and when I finished, (After about 5 minutes), his hand was still there! Some more, he asked me, “Is 15 seconds up?” LOL!!! When he finished his ice cream, it was time to go. Before that, YX placed his lemon into Keng Ji’s cup, and Johan too! Keng Ji drank it, and he said it was nice!
Anyway, we boarded the bus. I sat besides Gerald and he told me how much he hated Ying Tong. Then he told em he dreamt about her being evil blah blah blah, and Gerald actually squeezed my hand! OUCH GERALD! It still hurts! Back to school, we kns by teachers for being noisy blah blah and that’s all!
Lol this post 900+ words sia. My longest. XZ, now your turn for a 500-word post. Now I’m gonna play SydneyMS. Sayonara!
